We all know how emotionally challenging thanksgiving dinners can be sometimes. Although it is a day to be thankful, but sometimes series of events on that thankful night can make you wanna jump out of the window. In such a case, humor is your only antidote.

So just before you start making all those plans for a lavish thanksgiving dinner, have a look at some of these funny quotes that you can perhaps relate with when you sit on that dinner table tomorrow night:




Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.


Johnny Carson



I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.


Jon Stewart


I love Thanksgiving turkey... it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.


Arnold Schwarzenegger


An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.


Irv Kupcinet




Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.


Stephen Colbert


You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.


Jay Leno


There are a lot of New York City Thanksgiving traditions. For example, a lot of New Yorkers don't buy the frozen Thanksgiving turkey. They prefer to buy the bird live and then push it in front of a subway train.


David Letterman


My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow. 


Rita Rudner


A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.


Kin Hubbard


Here I am 5 o’clock in the morning stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird’s butt.


Roseanne Barr


Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.


P.J. O'Rourke


Coexistence... what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving.


Mike Connolly

On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment - halftime. 


Anonymous

Happy We-Stole-Your-Land-and-Killed-Your-People Day!


Thanksgiving toast, from "Sweet November"


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